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Things you can try to do to so your kid's not a dick about other people's weight
Don't raise a literal hole-digger
Claire Zulkey
Jun 9, 2021
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Subscriber thread: What's the best thing you ate this week?
We do so much meal planning; we should do more meal reminiscing. Doesn’t have to be homemade, healthy, or fancy. For me it was this Smitten Kitc…
Claire Zulkey
Jan 21
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The wrong tree
Always trust witches
Claire Zulkey
Mar 19, 2021
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How to socialize with other humans
I'm so happy to see you and I have to leave now
Claire Zulkey
Jul 15, 2021
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The wrong number
Announced in Kelsey Grammar's voice
Claire Zulkey
May 25, 2021
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Oh, you let your kids watch 'Sesame Street' while you cook dinner? Okay...
Why did you even have them?
Claire Zulkey
Sep 19, 2019
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Daily timeline of parenthood favorability
The days are long but they're also 24 hours long
Claire Zulkey
Mar 2
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I'll be quiet; you be peace
A long winter's nap
Claire Zulkey
Dec 16, 2021
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A heart full of sand
So much f*$# love and nowhere to f$*@ put it
Claire Zulkey
Jul 30, 2021
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Moms? Online?!?!
I have been thinking about Chrissy Teigen lately. I feel bad for her. Not for her being in cancellation jail, which was warranted, and not for people…
Claire Zulkey
Jul 22, 2021
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Things I never expected to be thankful for
Let's stop saying "May you live in interesting times"
Claire Zulkey
Mar 9
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Poor little bastards
Just feeling bad for pandemic kids basically
Claire Zulkey
Jan 28
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