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Oct 14, 2020Liked by Claire Zulkey

Me, Halloween 2019: Two school Halloween parties, a school trunk or treat, and Trick or Treat - this holiday is ridiculous! I’m not doing all this crap next year!

Universe, Halloween 2020: Your Wish is My Command.

Me: What? No, not like that. This isn’t The Monkey’s Paw!

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