Evil Witches Newsletter

Evil Witches Newsletter

Paid subscriber issue: Bad little whistle boy

A lot of things are shitty but some things are okay

Claire Zulkey
Oct 30, 2025
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Hi witches,

Our time is nigh. I hope you’ve been doing well as you wash and steam your cloak, check in on your newts, make sure there’s enough gas in the broom, etc.

Here are a few things that have been going on here over at E.W. H.Q., rated by emojis:

  • 🙌 Political fundraising: We raised over $15,000 for Virginia’s Dems (once the matches come through). T…

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