A little ditty about boys and beauty standards

Last fall my 4 year old was sitting on my lap and complained about the ‘dots’ on my legs, IE the stubble. As a fuck-you I stopped shaving my legs shortly after that. Then I decided to keep going until last week d/t pandemic. Some women say it make them feel sane to continue beauty standards and get dressed every day. Not me. I felt like we were in a Mad…