Not the holidays!!??!

You should be getting ready for Valentine's Day by now

To quote people online who want attention for new haircuts: so … I did a thing.

Namely, I pre-ordered Thanksgiving dinner from Whole Foods, despite my mom suggesting I “be a sport” and cook this year (I am hosting.) I had previously suggested to her and my brother’s husband that Thanksgiving this year would be “low key,” in that I’d only be cooking for …