Parents! Your local guide to kids’ summer camps is here for 2020! Drink a cup of coffee, get out your bank ledger and calendar, and get ready to weigh which you want most of: money, driving kids around, or unscheduled time at home with your kids.
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Signup is tomorrow at the civic center from 5:00-5:15 PM, in person only, with a cashier’s check. Please note that the civic center parking lot is currently under construction, so plan accordingly.
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