Summer cramps

So funny it's real

Parents! Your local guide to kids’ summer camps is here for 2020! Drink a cup of coffee, get out your bank ledger and calendar, and get ready to weigh which you want most of: money, driving kids around, or unscheduled time at home with your kids.

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Signup is tomorrow at the civic center from 5:00-5:15 PM, in person only, with a cashier’s check. Please note that the civic center parking lot is currently under construction, so plan accordingly.

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The toddlers new favorite game is “night night”. It requires me to lay on the floor for 10min and do absolutely nothing other than say “night night” while my toddler puts different blankets on me and pats me to sleep. It’s a wonderful game @TheEvilWitches

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