What to name your baby now that you can't name your baby Baby

Don't have a basic baby

In my 3rd grader’s class there is a Lily, a Lilly, a Liliana and a Lila, which made me curious what names show up most frequently in other kids’ classes. Then I realized that I guess the new hot baby name is currently … Baby. How mortifying would it be to think you gave your child a unique name only to have them enter elementary school with three other …

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