One takeaway from the coronavirus pandemic is that so many people deserve to be a target of ire, it’s hard to know where to begin.
Stop ruminating and obsessing the old fashioned way and turn your anger into a fun game! With “Who Am I Mad At Right This Minute,” you let chance take control of who you spend too much time darkly thinking about.
Simply print the game board below, and, using a pencil tip to hold it down, spin a paper clip to determine at whom you direct your rage next. Switching things up is good for your immune system. Enjoy the ride!
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