These companies are also leaving money on the table by not catering to hetero men who DON'T like sports. "Introducing the new Pandora bracelet, for when you're in the doghouse bc you were in line for the Eternals when your girlfriend gave birth."
Funny, my first thought the ad was that was counterproductive. It’s like dude, if you hate sexual encounters with your female partner so much that you cringe at her showing her gratitude in that manner, then don’t buy her the f-ing diamond! Either that or Dude, it’s that time again, just buy the diamond and get it over with.
I DEMAND A SEPARATE POST ON THE LENNY KRAVITZ x CB2 TEXTILES AND HOUSE WARES COLLECTION, AND, JUST GENERALLY, ON THE ENTIRE PHOTOSHOOT AND "SOUNDTRACK" AND UNIVERSE
So I haven't spent that much time in funeral homes but my few experiences have included a lot of Thomas "The Painter of Light" Kinkade art paired with Bible quotes and a whole lot of fake flowers and all I am saying is the IPA and massage chair would be preferable...
Wow, just wow. This billboard is on one of the routes home from my kids' sports and my 8 year old daughter just asked what it was for last week. I am so glad that I made up a bullshit answer about it being for a movie or play or something because the real answer is definitely I discussion I am not ready to have with her.
also i'm now getting sponsored mortgage advice through my Glow app, which is a strange adjacent area in the I hate Steven Singer economy. Time for sore boobs, moodiness, and maybe saddle yourself with some debt that stretches to the horizon of presumed retirement while you're here
These companies are also leaving money on the table by not catering to hetero men who DON'T like sports. "Introducing the new Pandora bracelet, for when you're in the doghouse bc you were in line for the Eternals when your girlfriend gave birth."
Thank you for explaining that Steven Singer billboard! I was curious but reasonably certain I didn’t want to give that website any traffic.
Funny, my first thought the ad was that was counterproductive. It’s like dude, if you hate sexual encounters with your female partner so much that you cringe at her showing her gratitude in that manner, then don’t buy her the f-ing diamond! Either that or Dude, it’s that time again, just buy the diamond and get it over with.
I DEMAND A SEPARATE POST ON THE LENNY KRAVITZ x CB2 TEXTILES AND HOUSE WARES COLLECTION, AND, JUST GENERALLY, ON THE ENTIRE PHOTOSHOOT AND "SOUNDTRACK" AND UNIVERSE
The combination wings and life insurance I can get down with. Then again, who handles life insurance in our house? ME.
So I haven't spent that much time in funeral homes but my few experiences have included a lot of Thomas "The Painter of Light" Kinkade art paired with Bible quotes and a whole lot of fake flowers and all I am saying is the IPA and massage chair would be preferable...
you're not wrong--I would prefer an IPA to a picked over cheese danish.
Fricking brilliant. Why aren't you in advertising, again?
Wow, just wow. This billboard is on one of the routes home from my kids' sports and my 8 year old daughter just asked what it was for last week. I am so glad that I made up a bullshit answer about it being for a movie or play or something because the real answer is definitely I discussion I am not ready to have with her.
also i'm now getting sponsored mortgage advice through my Glow app, which is a strange adjacent area in the I hate Steven Singer economy. Time for sore boobs, moodiness, and maybe saddle yourself with some debt that stretches to the horizon of presumed retirement while you're here