Evil Witches' first poll
Let me learn about you
I’ve learned in my work covering newsletter best practices that it’s ideal to have your readers take part in a poll to get them more engaged and so you can learn more about their preferences. It took me awhile to put together the kind of poll that I think my readers will really interact with and that can really help me hone my strategy but finally, here it is:
Thank you witches for taking the time to answer this poll. I really appreciate your consideration and feedback and will incorporate your input. ❤️
End credits
This was a very dumb issue of Evil Witches! I can’t believe you read the whole thing. Thank you though. Here are the humorish archives if you want more allegedly funny shit. I understand if you want to cancel your subscription after today but if you are feeling lightheaded you can endorse this type of behavior.
One witchy thing
Damon Wayans Jr.’s answer to this question:
Sure sex is great, but have you ever gotten rid of a kid's toy you've hated since it was purchased*?
Team "Throw it away without a second thought".
I love throwing shit away. That's all.