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Things I can live without (but choose not to)
Ironically, a don't-buy advisement
Feb 27
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We drop the dog off on Tuesdays at doggie daycare on the way to school.
Mar 6
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Out now! A witchy project in pod form
"Not Right Now" coming atcha
Feb 21
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What are we frantically trying to remember to warn our kids about?
Finish your dinner and practice safe sex
Feb 13
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Puff puff...pass
The nightmare blunt rotation: one you're not a part of
Feb 5
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The Joy of Smitten
Mainly a kitchen witch tribute post, but stay for a bit "I regret nothing"
Jan 30
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Subscriber-only issue: The case of the disappearing labia
Womens' health: Big if true
Jan 23
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