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We are people who happen to be mothers.
By Claire Zulkey
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Paid subscriber-only thread: This dick.
Our kid was such a dick yesterday morning. This one in particular really knows how to push our buttons and he did it beautifully when it was tim…
Jan 24
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Ditching the zero('s last name)
oh good, more admin stuff
Jan 20
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Witches at Hollywood awards ceremonies
Eating snacks at the Comedy Prom
Jan 26
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Subscriber-only thread: Anxious nighttime kids
A witch emailed me: “Did you ever do an EW on nightmares and weird fearful kids? My son is afraid of being alone and keeps asking for a lock for…
Jan 18
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Subscriber-only thread: Questions, experts
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What "take care of yourself" means in a crisis
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Subscriber issue: How to force your children to tell you about their schoolday through mind games and trickery
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Subscriber thread: What's the best thing you ate this week?
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Ditching the zero('s last name)
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You deserve to feel fine about your pelvic floor
"Everyone should be able to hold their pee! And their poop!"
Jan 12
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Paid subscriber thread: Hyper-specific parenting advice
Here is something I learned from parenting my child recently. Perhaps it will be helpful to you. It probably won’t, but it might: If you take th…
Jan 10
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Paid subscriber thread: Warmest witches
I’m so glad that “war on Christmas” shit has died down because now it’s less embarrassing to admit to finding pleasure in the season. Happy holi…
Dec 24, 2022
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Spiteful gifts for kids whose parents you want to troll
farts for farts
Dec 19, 2022
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This is not a gift guide
It's a witch guide
Dec 15, 2022
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Paid subscriber thread: Christmas for mom
Some holly jolly holiday things I need to do this week: Pull together thank you gifts/tips for the people who gets thank you gifts/tips Help/mak…
Dec 13, 2022
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When your kid says a heartbreaking thing to you about their body
And you want to tell them they're perfect but you know they won't believe you
Dec 8, 2022
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Subscriber thread: Witches for sale, winter 2022
The time has come! Do you (or someone witchy you adore) have a project, product, book, business, cause, podcast, newsletter, event, e-commerce s…
Dec 6, 2022
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Things you can try to do to so your kid's not a dick about other people's weight
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Subscriber-only thread: Questions, experts
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What "take care of yourself" means in a crisis
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Subscriber issue: How to force your children to tell you about their schoolday through mind games and trickery
36
24
Subscriber thread: What's the best thing you ate this week?
198
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Ditching the zero('s last name)
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