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Paid subscriber issue: Hosting while sober
These are not the 'roids you're looking for
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Claire Zulkey
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September 2024

Teachers are some of the *last* people we should expect to be parents
Leave them alone!
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Claire Zulkey
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Paid subscriber-only thread: Your milestone birthdays
A buddy is about to turn 40, and she’s trying to figure out what she wants to do to celebrate.
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Claire Zulkey
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Explaining a parent's big illness to kids
When mommy has a boo boo inside
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Claire Zulkey
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Paid subscriber issue: I'm not a regular mom, I'm a chimp mom
One for the secret bad mom files
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Claire Zulkey
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An ode to witchy stepmoms: the reprise
Put some respect on their names
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Claire Zulkey
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August 2024

Paid subscriber post: We're probably mostly ok at being friends
Try this on for size: What if "mostly ok" is pretty good?
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Claire Zulkey
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No amount of cherishing your kid now will let you skip feeling melancholy later
It's science. So go ahead, complain!
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Claire Zulkey
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An ode to early late-summer birthdays
A little tribute to the day that made me a witch
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Claire Zulkey
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Open thread: Your parenting Olympics
I am a bit mid-career but that doesn’t mean I don’t still have that fight in me.
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Claire Zulkey
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I need summer childcare to write about summer childcare!
But it's fine (because it has to be)
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Claire Zulkey
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July 2024

“People make fun of me for talking about death at parties.” “Me too!”
Also, some uplifting-ish political news
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Claire Zulkey
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