"humor"

Your family vs its shit

I have a solution 🕳️

Jun 27 •

Do interior designers know what homes are for?

A parlor fantasy on a toilet lifestyle

Dec 12, 2023 •

A fundraising idea: paying to not.

Plus: Last week to give to the Giving Circle for Virginia

Oct 30, 2023 •

👩🏽‍⚖️ I'LL JUST DO IT 👩🏽‍⚖️

Oct 20, 2023 •

Tradwife but just for the week?

Everything I assume and refuse to learn about an online trend.

Sep 15, 2023 •

Birth order stereotypes

Nick Kroll has a bit in his new standup special about birth order stereotypes that made me laugh (and as a firstborn ‘main character,’ you shoul…

Oct 4, 2022 •

How to force your children to tell you about their schoolday through mind games and trickery

Aug 24, 2022 •

Daily timeline of parenthood favorability

The days are long but they're also 24 hours long

Mar 2, 2022 •

The Delia*s Woman

Tangled up in beige

Apr 6, 2021 •

The worst dates for a baby to be born

Don't give birth or otherwise accept a child into your life born on these dates

Jan 13, 2021 •

Yes, more tears

Sep 9, 2020 •

What are some things I can buy that will give me the illusion of preparedness and control this fall?

Aug 10, 2020 •

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