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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

This might be one of the most magnificent things you've ever written, my friend. BRAVO!!!

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

Love. So.Effing.Good.

Shouts and Murmurs wishes it could be this one!

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TRULY who has time to support an insurrection.

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Asking if it's OK to take a shower made me cackle. Then cry a little. Because I do that all the damn time 😆😭☠️

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I always check if it’s okay if I go use the bathroom if it’s anytime between 7:30-7:55 am. that is prime “where is my belt??” time and if course only I know

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

Every time. "Does anyone need anything before I hop in the shower?" Like, please, for the love of God, do not knock on the door asking for a snack while I'm in the shower.

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AND YET. They always do.

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

I announce it like a damn town crier hahahahahaha

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It’s the FINE for me. No, I’m not mad. Never. *rage paints nails*

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

LMAO I RAGE PAINTED MINE LAST NIGHT

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

MARRY ME CLAIRE

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

Just neck down and no shaving!!

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I might skip filling in my eyebrows too if we're really running late. i forgot about the time zone change.

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

It's fine, I'll just do some dry shampoo and a ponytail!

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

Neck down no shaving sent me

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"That’s funny. Like he thinks I’ve never had a man be mad at me. Having at least one white man be disappointed in me every day is my comfort zone." [Shia LaBeouf slow clapping]. Brilliant!

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

This one is going to get passed around faster than that stomach bug the week before spring break

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

I know I sent it to someone who sent it to at least one other...If Claire's not careful she's gonna have a full write in campaign for pres on her hands

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just as long as it's after Thanksgiving 'cause I'm hosting.

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LOVE IT, CLAIRE!!!

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I wish YOU would be Speaker. But then again they don't deserve you.

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

10/10 Perfect, no notes

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It’s funny because it’s true.

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Oh thank god, I thought *I* was going to have to do it.

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lol I'll have you set up the SignUp Genius to whip up votes

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Lmfao not the signup genius

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

All of this!!!

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This was maybe my favorite issue ever. Why is it like this!! Too real.

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

Perfection

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Oct 20, 2023Liked by Claire Zulkey

MASTERPIECE. No notes.

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