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Erin's avatar

This might be one of the most magnificent things you've ever written, my friend. BRAVO!!!

Amy Z's avatar

Love. So.Effing.Good.

Shouts and Murmurs wishes it could be this one!

Virginia Sole-Smith's avatar

TRULY who has time to support an insurrection.

Jeanelle Hayner Olson's avatar

Asking if it's OK to take a shower made me cackle. Then cry a little. Because I do that all the damn time 😆😭☠️

Claire Zulkey's avatar

I always check if it’s okay if I go use the bathroom if it’s anytime between 7:30-7:55 am. that is prime “where is my belt??” time and if course only I know

Allison's avatar

Every time. "Does anyone need anything before I hop in the shower?" Like, please, for the love of God, do not knock on the door asking for a snack while I'm in the shower.

Jeanelle Hayner Olson's avatar

AND YET. They always do.

LZA's avatar

I announce it like a damn town crier hahahahahaha

Emily Drake's avatar

It’s the FINE for me. No, I’m not mad. Never. *rage paints nails*

LZA's avatar

LMAO I RAGE PAINTED MINE LAST NIGHT

LZA's avatar

MARRY ME CLAIRE

Janet's avatar

Just neck down and no shaving!!

Claire Zulkey's avatar

I might skip filling in my eyebrows too if we're really running late. i forgot about the time zone change.

Allison's avatar

It's fine, I'll just do some dry shampoo and a ponytail!

Heather K's avatar

Neck down no shaving sent me

Kristen's avatar

"That’s funny. Like he thinks I’ve never had a man be mad at me. Having at least one white man be disappointed in me every day is my comfort zone." [Shia LaBeouf slow clapping]. Brilliant!

Erin Nelsen Parekh's avatar

This one is going to get passed around faster than that stomach bug the week before spring break

Sarah's avatar

I know I sent it to someone who sent it to at least one other...If Claire's not careful she's gonna have a full write in campaign for pres on her hands

Claire Zulkey's avatar

just as long as it's after Thanksgiving 'cause I'm hosting.

E. Jean Carroll's avatar

LOVE IT, CLAIRE!!!

Claire Zulkey's avatar

I wish YOU would be Speaker. But then again they don't deserve you.

Ally's avatar

10/10 Perfect, no notes

Annette Silveira's avatar

It’s funny because it’s true.

Emily Merriweather's avatar

Oh thank god, I thought *I* was going to have to do it.

Claire Zulkey's avatar

lol I'll have you set up the SignUp Genius to whip up votes

Claire Lovell 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

Lmfao not the signup genius

gina's avatar

All of this!!!

Claire Lovell 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

This was maybe my favorite issue ever. Why is it like this!! Too real.

Wendy's avatar

Perfection

Kitty's avatar

MASTERPIECE. No notes.