I always check if it’s okay if I go use the bathroom if it’s anytime between 7:30-7:55 am. that is prime “where is my belt??” time and if course only I know
Every time. "Does anyone need anything before I hop in the shower?" Like, please, for the love of God, do not knock on the door asking for a snack while I'm in the shower.
"That’s funny. Like he thinks I’ve never had a man be mad at me. Having at least one white man be disappointed in me every day is my comfort zone." [Shia LaBeouf slow clapping]. Brilliant!
I know I sent it to someone who sent it to at least one other...If Claire's not careful she's gonna have a full write in campaign for pres on her hands
This might be one of the most magnificent things you've ever written, my friend. BRAVO!!!
Love. So.Effing.Good.
Shouts and Murmurs wishes it could be this one!
TRULY who has time to support an insurrection.
Asking if it's OK to take a shower made me cackle. Then cry a little. Because I do that all the damn time 😆😭☠️
I always check if it’s okay if I go use the bathroom if it’s anytime between 7:30-7:55 am. that is prime “where is my belt??” time and if course only I know
Every time. "Does anyone need anything before I hop in the shower?" Like, please, for the love of God, do not knock on the door asking for a snack while I'm in the shower.
AND YET. They always do.
I announce it like a damn town crier hahahahahaha
lmaoooo same
It’s the FINE for me. No, I’m not mad. Never. *rage paints nails*
LMAO I RAGE PAINTED MINE LAST NIGHT
MARRY ME CLAIRE
Just neck down and no shaving!!
I might skip filling in my eyebrows too if we're really running late. i forgot about the time zone change.
It's fine, I'll just do some dry shampoo and a ponytail!
Neck down no shaving sent me
"That’s funny. Like he thinks I’ve never had a man be mad at me. Having at least one white man be disappointed in me every day is my comfort zone." [Shia LaBeouf slow clapping]. Brilliant!
This one is going to get passed around faster than that stomach bug the week before spring break
I know I sent it to someone who sent it to at least one other...If Claire's not careful she's gonna have a full write in campaign for pres on her hands
just as long as it's after Thanksgiving 'cause I'm hosting.
LOVE IT, CLAIRE!!!
I wish YOU would be Speaker. But then again they don't deserve you.
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It’s funny because it’s true.
Oh thank god, I thought *I* was going to have to do it.
lol I'll have you set up the SignUp Genius to whip up votes
Lmfao not the signup genius
All of this!!!
This was maybe my favorite issue ever. Why is it like this!! Too real.
Perfection
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