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Open thread: One product that works This spring, when I noticed that a friend was suddenly sporting the same long, dark, curly eyelashes as her son (boys always have the prettiest …

Nov 30

Subscriber thread: Thanksgiving hotline Is that frozen alien dick-thing shoved in the turkey cavity stymying you? Kids undoing your work? Spouse acting brand new? Family members gettin…

Nov 25

And other thoughts and advice from a witchy veterinarian

Nov 23

The hopes and dreams of sticker charts

Nov 18

You should be getting ready for Valentine's Day by now

Nov 15

Leslie Price is one and done, baby

Nov 10

Open thread: A question for the ages

Nov 8

Bracing for the stampede

Nov 4

Subscriber thread: Hereditary fears My older son was at a pro soccer game with my husband last week when he learned it was fireworks night. He spent the whole game with his hands o…

Nov 2

no red flags here

Oct 29

They're doing it just to annoy us

Oct 27

Subscriber thread: Ink.A few years ago, after I’d already gotten two small sun tattoos on my inner wrists, my dad mentioned how disappointed he’d be if I ever got a ta…

Oct 23

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