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Subscriber thread: You little so-and-soMy 6 year old slept 1 earth hour at his grandparents Sat night so Sunday was a mess for us all. He ran into the house and informed the dog that …
Jul 26Comment 34Share
Witches helping witches thread: vacay with inlaws?I got this text this morning: “Have you written about making family vacays less sucky? Am at a beautiful beach trying to not murder the in-laws …
Jul 23Comment 18Share
I have been thinking about Chrissy Teigen lately. I feel bad for her. Not for her being in cancellation jail, which was warranted, and not for people m…
Jul 22Comment 8Share
Sure my kid sleeps 12 hours a night but he shakes my hand instead of hugs and calls me by my first name
Jul 20Comment 5Share
What are you not doing?Could have used the time I spent taking this photo and uploading it to pick up the bats or the Spider-Man costume but nah. A friend of mine told…
Jul 16Comment 26Share
I'm so happy to see you and I have to leave now
Jul 15Comment 12Share
Because capitalism
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Open thread -"Why is that even fun?"I had my first houseguest not long ago and, as the mom of 2 boys and a lady with no sisters (or even sisters-in-law!), it was SO great to have a…
Jul 9Comment 6Share
Unless there's a wormhole
Jul 8Comment 12Share
Witches' blood 🩸A few weeks ago I had a phone date with a friend and for some reason, before I called her I texted her, “I’ll call you after I pee.” When I call…
Jul 2Comment 24Share
literally
Jul 1Comment 6Share
My baby! My sweet innocent baby
Jun 29Comment 4Share
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