Subscriber thread: You little so-and-soMy 6 year old slept 1 earth hour at his grandparents Sat night so Sunday was a mess for us all. He ran into the house and informed the dog that …
Witches helping witches thread: vacay with inlaws?I got this text this morning: “Have you written about making family vacays less sucky? Am at a beautiful beach trying to not murder the in-laws …
I have been thinking about Chrissy Teigen lately. I feel bad for her. Not for her being in cancellation jail, which was warranted, and not for people m…
Sure my kid sleeps 12 hours a night but he shakes my hand instead of hugs and calls me by my first name
What are you not doing?Could have used the time I spent taking this photo and uploading it to pick up the bats or the Spider-Man costume but nah. A friend of mine told…
I'm so happy to see you and I have to leave now
Because capitalism
Open thread -"Why is that even fun?"I had my first houseguest not long ago and, as the mom of 2 boys and a lady with no sisters (or even sisters-in-law!), it was SO great to have a…
Unless there's a wormhole
Witches' blood 🩸A few weeks ago I had a phone date with a friend and for some reason, before I called her I texted her, “I’ll call you after I pee.” When I call…
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My baby! My sweet innocent baby