Sitemap - 2020 - Evil Witches Newsletter
The juicy pod story that never came
From "never again" to "Oh, all right"
You are cordially invited to a witchy 2021 Georgia Dance Party Workout
A review of everything Instagram told me to buy that I bought in 2020
A look back at the 2020 beauty and style trends at my house
Subscribers thread: "Boys are like puppies"
Thank you and I'm sorry and I love you and take everything
A tale of 3 hysterectomies
Subscribers thread: The one workout you don't mind doing
How to get out of looking at your kid's Minecraft screen
Unschooling is harder in the pandemic, too
Soft bras and sleeping bras
The holidays, maybe
Checking in with 3 teacher moms in my home town
Come one, come all
E-learning teachers-parents with IRL kids also e-learning
Little Friday bonus
Pandemic elearning kids gonna pandemic elearning kid
One day of happiness, as a treat
How's your head?
What are you going to tell the kids today?
Happy shows, specifically
Opinions are like @$$h0le$
🇺🇸🇺🇸VASECTOMIES FOR ALL🇺🇸🇺🇸
A quiet night with not much going on
No more Mrs. Nice Guy
The elephant in the room
A year off from everything
Maidens and their names
At first I didn't like being a stay at home mom under duress but now I love it!
Business and pleasure
I'm gonna use mediocre olive oil, Ina.
Expanding the witches network
Fix up your place before you burn it down
In these trying times, just a thread about chili
High hopes for this pandemic
Get the chunks out
Baskets baskets everywhere baskets
Yes, more tears
*Reminder to cook for the family again*
I'm setting the timer for five minutes
Talking to kids about death
I still remember
What are some things I can buy that will give me the illusion of preparedness and control this fall?
Spells for this country: your action requested
A chat with a 1st grade teacher who is not teaching this year
You're going to learn today
6 books to ditch your phone for this summer (or: in praise of ignoring your kids)
Telling your kid his medical origin story
The golden age of guilt-free screen time
Where does the time go?
Next pandemic I will....
A little ditty about boys and beauty standards
Busiest pandemic ever
Peppa Pig's Mummy Pig and Daddy Pig have the huge, knock-down-drag-out fight that they've been repressing for six seasons
What's this place
Chipwrecked: The virtual science fair
Brave and strong
Thanks for worrying
Creativity in the time of COVID
The big split
Quiz: What's wrong with my kid?
I guess I'm just a bad boy
For Mothers Day let's have no Mothers Day
"Who am I mad at right this minute?"
Still all the rage, now more than ever
Emotionally attuned angel vs. carefree self-involved turd
The insanely terrifying Easter Bunny
Sheltering in Place—Teen Edition
April Fools jokes to play on your kid in 2020
State of the lockdown
The people in the Sundance catalog don’t know yet
Well, here we are
Worst substitute teacher ever
Dispatches from a witch in Italy
St. Patrick's Day = Xmas + Halloween?
Babymouth: a real health concern
An Open Letter to the Kingpin of Every Infectious Disease, Chuck E. Cheese
How are we getting ready for parenting and social distancing during a pandemic?
Tips on a good postpartum sex life
ABTAD (Always Be Thinking About Death)
Chain of fools
Snuggling from 10:00-10:02 PM
A really dumb decision
Big feelings vs. being a weepy b.
Healthy recipe ideas!
The man with my son's name
Witches changing mid-stream
Time is on my side
Please help me cook less!
The art of not making a good thing better
Witches be shopping online
The fine art of hiding from your family
Hangovers + kids = please bring death's sweet release